Lana Del Shay💋 - est. 10/12/92♎ - Latina🇲🇽 - antisocial pessimist👽 - old soul📼 - sarcastic bitch😂 - beauty & substance - I'm not crazy about anyone, or anything... I'm just plain crazy🤯 - faded when I'm sober, sober when I'm faded 💊💨🍹 Treat me like an angel and i will take you to heaven! Everyday can't be the best day. just do what you can right now, don't hesitate! that's why we try to make love, and get PAID!! Take the bad with the good... now let's PLAY😘 I provide a non-rushed⏱, upscale👑, mind-blowing🤯, satisfaction guaranteed💯, no bs💩, no games🎮, fun and EASY experience that is unmatched by anyone else by far😏🤑 and I say that with complete confidence! I have all the right moves to make your toes curl, and your whole body shake with pleasure! I will stimulate your mind💆🏽🧠 as well as your body💪🏽🔥, and change your outlook and the way you think of working girls, and hopefully this whole industry in general, in a very positive way! i guarantee I'm not what, or how you think i am. your assumption of myself, although maybe not bad, is likely to be the typical idea everyone has. So I'm going to enjoy breaking that mold you have in your head! it's part of why i love my job! I'm the real deal and I will treat you the way you treat me! I'm a professional and I am not stupid so please don't ask me for pictures and try to get me to sit and send you dirty messages for you to jerk off to you rather than just come and pay me to see me! I do first come first serve basis unless you have seen me before and I have your number saved, which I only do with regulars! so if you're going to come see me and it's your first time just know that you taking that risk! I know you'll love me and I really hope we can get together and have a great time, let me pamper you with my limitless skills and talents papi, after all you deserve it! CALLING IS PREFERRED -- IF I DON'T ANSWER KEEP TRYING!! OR SEND ME A TEXT WITH UR NAME AND INFO AND I WILL GET BACK TO U ASAP!!